March Search Terms – What Brought People to My Blog
Each month, I highlight my favorite search terms and keywords that brought people via search engines to the Maw Books Blog. I’ve selected a few of my favorite search terms and left them exactly as they were typed in. It’s really hard to choose just these few (okay, more than just a few). You wouldn’t believe how many I delete which don’t seem as interesting the longer I look at them. Enjoy!
Bookish
- find me books without sex and swearing They are out there. Don’t give up. But obviously, the next two people want just the opposite.
- best graphic sex scene+book
- best written description of sex in literature
- creating a home reading nook I want a reading nook!
- how to keep kids from pulling all the books off a bookshelf Have you been to my house? Impossible! The only solution is to get bookshelves with doors on them you can lock.
- i just read eat pray love, what should i read next? I haven’t read it but off the top of my head, I would try Eat Sleep Sit. It’s a memoir about a guy who goes on a spiritual journey.
- is the book to kill a mockingbird appropriate for high school english? Yes, definitely yes.
- is the boy in the stripped pajamas ok to be seen by an 8 year old? No. No. No.
- is the grandmother in ella the elegant elephant a major character? No. She’s actually never shown at all. She is spoken about and is the sender of Ella’s hat.
- how to work on the presentation of my childrens picture book so that it will definitely become a bestseller I wish you luck!
- what is good to haul books in at a book sale? Ah, somebody of my own heart! I use really large oversized bags, but I’ve seen people use a dolly and crate system that I think works out great.
- serious bookshelves As opposed to not serious bookshelves.
- recipes from “a tree grows in brooklyn” Hmm . . . . good idea. I’ll have to look into this one.
- how can i make all my books on my bookshelf look the same Well, if you bought multiple copies of the same book, then they would look all the same.
- how do you keep bookshelves from bowing? Sounds like me! I’d put less books on them
- where can i find pictures of built in white wall book shelves? Not here. Nothing built in! But I do have white bookshelves.
- novel the boy in the striped pyjamas retells the story from what book? No name changing here! The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne. Go figure.
- i want to turn my closet into bookshelves Yay!
- the mailing address for the book thief ??? The mailing address for a fictional character? I don’t think so.
- what’s a better book the giver or the breadwinner They are so different, I don’t really think you could compare them. My book review of The Giver and my book review of The Breadwinner.
- if a writer is poor when growing up, how does it effect their writing? No idea.
- “library sale” and “big” and “utah” This sales is coming up in just two weeks! So excited! Check out my library book sale haul from a couple of times ago!
On Ruining Books
- coffee spilt on library book damage Inspired by my post about ruining books, it seems a lot of people out there do the same!
- how to dry out and unstick pages of book left in the rain Maybe blow dry the pages and put something heavy on top of them?
- ruined library book – have to pay? Um, yes!
- i’ve ruined a library book?
Dead or Alive?
- did shannon hale die No! In fact, check out Shannon Hale’s blog where she is alive and well!
- is jean craighead george alive Yep! I meet her at least four years ago. She was definitely getting older but still here.
- is kirby larson still alive? Oh yes. Check out Kirby Larson’s blog too.
- is ruby bridges dead No, she’s alive and well. Visit Ruby Bridge’s website.
- has jane yolen died yet? Nope! So far, everybody is alive. Check out Jane Yolen’s website.
Other Questions
- how can i keep my mind from wandering when i pray Try praying out loud?
- how can you tell when lemon squares are done Beats me, but I made yummy lemon squares!
- how to make costumes of superheroes at home for 1 year old We made the cutest superhero costumes! If you need details, just let me know.
- how to say goodbye when leaving company in a conference call Um, how about just saying bye?
- has anyone carried a baby to term after hysterectomy Google this. Of course, that brought you here. But on other sites, it says yes, apparently, you can.
- should i take my 6 year old to see the body exhibit I went to the Body World Exhibit and I wouldn’t recommend it. I’d say 12 and up.
Random
- crazy things people do with their bodies Donate their bodies to the Body World Exhibit! See above.
- oh my gosh i just watched the movie trailer it looks awesome Oh my gosh! It does look awesome!
- talk to god when you feel worried Yes, good advice.
- we ruined sara’s life and it’s like you don’t even care. I’m sorry.
- how it looks suitcase 62″ h+l+h I have no idea why that would bring them here. Maybe the Hana’s Suitcase book review?
- i’m dying to watch this movie thanks anyway Um, okay.
- p**n has ruined sex for me Moving on.
- parents lock the pantry We have a child lock on our pantry because my kids would live in there. Unfortunately, the oldest can now open it.
- christmas is not your birthday Unless your birthday is on Christmas. Then yes, Christmas is your birthday.
- 32dd big boobs preteen Those are big. Especially for a preteen. I am so, so, so sorry.
- maw, i’m pregnant again Really?! Congrats!
- maw much is sex Hmm . . .
Do I Read To Many Polygamy Books?
- become a polygamist wife
- how often do polygamist’s have sex Supposedly often when they are trying to conceive. So not during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
- how to +become a flds wife Really?
- i’m a polygamist wife
- live as a polygamist wife
- polygamy wife blog
- books by polygamist wives There are many books about polygamy written by those who have left.
- what is a polygamist’s wife called The wives call each other sister wives.
- what’s it like to be a polygamist’s wife
- where to look for a sister wife Wow. I really don’t even know what to say. It’s not like you can just go to the supermarket and pick one up. But then again . . .
As always, did you have a favorite search term this month? If you have a blog, what’s your favorite search term that brought somebody there this past month?
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OMG I love these. I crack up everytime i read them. This is my favorite one (i have no idea why but i keep laughing everytime i see it) “we ruined sara’s life and it’s like you don’t even care. I’m sorry.”
on April 6th, 2009 at 11:45 pmI love reading these! Especially on your site..you get the most interesting search terms here for some reason :p
on April 6th, 2009 at 11:56 pmI happened to like Christmas is not your birthday, because I actually have friend whose birthday is on Christmas. Lucky her.
on April 7th, 2009 at 12:04 amI always enjoy these! People do put strange things into their search engines!
I’ve read a few polygamist blogs, actually. Haven’t graduated to the books yet.
on April 7th, 2009 at 12:09 amDeborah – I giggle to myself a lot when I’m looking at them too! Don’t worry!
Chris – I know! I cut a lot of them out too otherwise it would just get way to long. But I guess I’m lucky that I have so many to choose from.
amy BTW M – My birthday is early January, so sometimes I get the Christmas/Birthday combo but I would hate to have a birthday on Christmas. That would be so hard.
Amy – After you said that I had to go look some up. There are quite a few! I have another polygamy book coming up – The Chosen One.
on April 7th, 2009 at 1:40 amI have a stupid question (and one I should know the answer to, at this point), but how do you know the keywords people use to find your site? I’ve tried using google analytics, but I’m either using the wrong program or looking in the wrong place. I feel dumb
on April 7th, 2009 at 3:42 amI love these posts. I guess I’m not blogging about the right things because I don’t get these kind of crazy search terms.
on April 7th, 2009 at 6:55 amlol i just googled up that Sara line, it’s a quote from prison break. well that makes more sense, i was thinking it was some parents who messed up their child’s life.
on April 7th, 2009 at 9:16 amBibliolatrist- you can see keywords in analytics. On the left side of the screen, click “Traffic Sources” then when the list expands click “keywords”.
These are just hilarious. Sometimes it’s impossible to figure out how your site comes up on these searches!
on April 7th, 2009 at 9:17 amWow, some of these are really funny. Lots of interest in the polygamy books, it seems.
on April 7th, 2009 at 10:52 amThese are always such fun posts. Yesterday someone got to my blog with the terms sex with horses and sex through a blanket. I think someone was feeling a little desperate.
on April 7th, 2009 at 11:52 amBibliolatrist – There are no questions ever to stupid! Do you still use Google Analytics? On the left hand side you will see “traffic sources” and underneath that keywords. It will tell you the number of keywords that came in, what they are, how many times it was used, average number of pages visited and time spent on the blog. It’s also searchable.
Kathy – I don’t blog about some of the crazy stuff that I see out there too!
Deborah – Prison Break?! I’ve never even seen Prison Break. I must have had a lucky combo of words to bring them here.
Britt – I often will Google the phrase myself to see exactly how my blog is coming up. Very interesting.
Jeane – I know. It’s fun to see those start to come in.
Nicole – That is just scary!
on April 7th, 2009 at 2:05 pmHey! There they are! Wow — this IS fun.
Thanks for all the help!
on April 7th, 2009 at 3:00 pmI always enjoy these posts from you. I’m jealous – all of the search terms for my site are pretty much on topic. Nothing funny there!
on April 7th, 2009 at 3:09 pmLove these posts! Thanks for taking the time to do this, I imagine it’s kind of a time suck.
on April 7th, 2009 at 3:20 pmI look forward to this post every month. Thanks again for the laughs, which I needed very much today.
I had someone the other day get to bookscoops with How to Kill a Black Widow Spider? But that’s the most interesting one so far.
on April 7th, 2009 at 9:06 pmWhat a fun post to read, including the comments. I’m now going to check out my google analytics for this spot. Thanks.
on April 8th, 2009 at 8:47 amYou get such interesting ones. Downright hilarious actually! It took me a minute to figure out what p**n was…my mind must not think that way! Some people are weird. And how dare you not care that they ruined Sara’s life!
on April 8th, 2009 at 10:13 amOh how lucky are you?! I’d just love to meet Jean Craighead George! I wish I kept track of search terms (Google doesn’t do a very good job). You had some interesting ones!
on April 8th, 2009 at 3:37 pmI love reading these posts!
on April 9th, 2009 at 11:41 amThese are great. I have these on my blog dashboard as well each day…. I glance at them but never thought of actually looking at them and thinking about how that brought them to my blog.
LOL…. you have inspired me to play closer attention to these.
on October 12th, 2009 at 6:32 am